Monday, April 21, 2014

You Have To Buy A Newer Car And Other Senseless Mind-Think

I gotta admit - traveling down South on a serious six month road trip had its advantages. If anything, it was witnessing how people lived in another part of the United States - it was like viewing a different culture. It really didn't hit me until I drove below the Mason - Dixon line, and especially so when I entered the Carolina's. There were three distinct differences, automotive wise, I noticed right off the bat when comparing similar aspects to the Northeast... some more obvious than others:
 1). Cars were in MUCH better condition (read: less rust) then here in the snow belt. Even older cars that are least 25 years or more in age  - a higher percentage of those were still on the road. And older cars sell for cheaper money to boot.
 2). There are WAY more new car dealers than in our neck of the woods.
 3). Everyone drives like they're trying to draft - like in NASCAR. As a result, they wreck way more cars than we do per capita regardless of the weather conditions. Hence probably the reason for cultural difference number two.

However, aside from the hot rods and classic cars I saw, I also noticed that just about everyone drove the same mundane form of transportation. I spent about six weeks along the coast of both North and South Carolina, so 4x4 trucks were non-existent - it was mostly automobiles. As was the case in most situations, people were driving a car they need, as opposed to the car they wanted.

This got me to thinking even more when a friend emailed me and told me he was purchasing a used Jeep. It wasn't new, but newer than the one he was replacing. I replied back and asked him why - I thought he loved the 1995 Jeep he currently had. He told me that while it ran great and had decent cosmetics, despite the 168,000 miles on the odo, he was tired of futzing with the electronics. It would just randomly die - usually at the worst time - and throw zero check engine codes. Naturally, every time he took it to his mechanic, it would never act up. In turn, his mechanic was hesitant to really delve into the problem, because he's told my friend that he'll spend way more money in diagnostic time and repairs than what the vehicle's worth.

Another point to this trial and error game that had him pissed off is that there must a million cars out there that suffer from the same circumstance. What do you do? Junk a perfectly good vehicle just because there's some electrical gremlin somewhere or a intermittent operating bad sensor? And because no one wants to take the time to find it? This same friend has a 1975 Chevy pickup with almost 400,000 miles on it - when the 350 engine finally gave up the ghost, he just installed a rebuilt motor and was good to go. Down time was maybe three days.

Part of the problem I feel, is that believe it or not, it's easier to find parts for a simple, no technology in sight 50 year old vehicle than it is for 25 year old car. Face it - very few people are currently restoring a vehicle built in 1989 save for maybe a Mustang GT, V-8 Firebird, or Camaro Z-28. Ever try purchasing exhaust parts for a 1990 Pontiac 6000 with the V-6? Or maybe an intake manifold for the oddball 350 V-8 in a 1992 Buick Roadmaster Limited? Try it sometimes...

So when you factor in that more perfectly usable vehicles are being scrapped - it makes the whole "Green" concept sort of fall on it's face in the end. Then there's the boring part of the deal. It seems every vehicle in the last decade was painted either silver, grey, black, some shade of champagne, or a color that resembles a brick red - but every manufacturer tries to hide that sin by calling it something flashy. Yawn city, baby.

My friend finished his email by stating that if he gets the money, he may put some larger "mudding" tires on the vehicle so he'll look like less of a lemming. All I could say was, "Good luck, brother..."

Until next time, peace out.
Dave

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Road Trips

"So that's where you've been!" - a quote from a buddy of mine who I've haven't seen in about six months. He followed that up with, "Oh man - you haven't done a blog post in like... 9 months. That sucks." Yeah, it does. A great deal has happened and changed over that time period. Let's get reacquainted and caught up to date.

My 87 Mustang LX drag car that I wrote frequently about since 2012 has been sold as of the end of last August. The head gaskets got fixed, I had blast with it all summer, but other family responsibilities came up, and it had to go. It was a matter of priorities - a situation that many a gear-head faces usually at several times in their life. Another go-fast vehicle has yet to fill its shoes.What came out of the sale of the Mustang was a 1977 25 foot class c motorhome built on a Chevy 1-ton chassis.

Now you're probably asking, "What the hell did you do that for?" Fair enough. But due to my wife's health challenges, we had to leave the long cold winters of New England and venture south to see if things would improve. Not that we really wanted to do the snow-bird thing - we felt we were too young for that. In any case, it seems we picked one of the "best" winters in over 20 years (whatever that means) to travel down to Georgia. I must admit, overall, the RV performed admirably. In traversing over 5500 miles of all kinds of highways and back roads, we experienced only one tire blowout, one broken fan belt, and an ignition coil that reared a loose connection. We also replaced a seized fan clutch and cut off a stand-alone belt that went to the A/C compressor when the bearings inside the unit started squealing like a banshee.

Getting back to the sentence, "we felt we were too young for that" reminded me of a number of things people have related to us over the past nine months as well as other assumptions and perceptions while on a serious road trip. One of the biggest assumptions was since we were RVing, we must be retired and have cake-loads of money. Half the time I felt like saying, "Look what I'm driving - does it look like I'm retired with cash just flowing out of my back pocket?" Not to say that our RV is a piece of junk - it's actually quite comfortable and serves it's purpose very well. But it's 36 years old, didn't cost 100 large, and has seen it's share of road trips long before we purchased it. In fact, most people who RV full time still work to pay the bills. That aspect of today's economy doesn't go away.

However, being in a retro RV gave us the ultimate excuse, (along with our borderline mandatory priorities), to take an extreme road trip - from just above Portland, Maine to the Georgia / Florida line and back taking two completely routes. We embraced everything - from the weather, (which included snow, sleet, hail, 60 mph winds, torrential downpours, tornadoes, and temperatures that ranged from 84 to -2 degrees), the locals, as well as cities and the countryside in the middle of nowhere. By the way, we took over 6,000 pictures.

One thing I have to admit, any road trip - be it 2 days or 6 months, it gives you the chance to dismiss some of the unwritten societal rules - like your job, a certain time frame and/or schedule, and maybe even a road map. Who says you need GPS? And, for me personally, a road trip is never complete unless taken in an older, less than pristine vehicle. Why less than pristine? Then I don't have to worry about staining a beautiful interior, or worry the cans, bottles, and other assorted road food garbage that gets on the floors. Or trying to protect perfect exterior paint from various road debris.

An older vehicle (at least a 30 year old rear wheel drive American model with a V-8) is crucial because then you stand out from the common motorist. An even older ride, say from the mid 70's and earlier, opens all kinds of conversational doors. Besides, when you haven't shaven (or even showered) in the last few days, are eating all kinds of roadside and/or diner food, and are actually taking your time enjoying the moment, while surrounded by "get the f**k out of my way, can't you see I'm late & don't care about you" idiots - you can actually appreciate the fact you're on a road trip.

It can also be amazing what aspects of your life can fall away, while other ones can intensify. Besides the food, hygiene, and what your vehicle may look like, (all of which are never that bad when you're back at home), you become more aware of your surroundings - like really taking in a beautiful sunset on a country back road, striking up a 90 minute conversation with the cool hotdog stand guy, and not caring that you shut off your iPhone.

Stay on the road long enough, and you'll become a master at packing things for maximum efficiency in said vehicle, actually be okay with the fact you only traveled for 2 hours today because you spent three times that long sunning yourself on a warm day by a scenic river, lake, or the ocean. At that point, you have to sleep in the vehicle at least once. It's all about freedom... at least for a time.

Finally, the road trip is all about the experience - have a mindset like the main character did towards the end of the movie "Elizabethtown". Guess what? The road, the route, and this country isn't going to come to you - you have to find it. Take that road trip you've been planning for way too long before you can't do it. You'll thank yourself in the long run.

Until next time - peace out,
Dave